Kinda has a little rhythm to it, dunnit?

"What would she say I wonder
Maybe smiles or may be thunder,
If I stepped right up and as'd her
Just to rectify her raster..."
Do it now, or do it later,
It will make the dater straighter
And the process will go faster
If you rectify her raster."

I fancy it with a ragtime sort of little tune behind it.

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