Wasn't there a song by a Scot like Matt McGinn or Watt Nicol. I can only remember a couple of verses
You've heard o' Lady Chatterley
Sick and tired o' love wiz she
Oh Oh Poor wee Lady Chat
Noo gamekeeper Mellors wiz a bit o' a crook
Ye'll ken whit Ah mean if ye've read the book
Oh Oh Poor wee Lady Chat
Jim