I don't know, Spaw . . . If they can make a whistle that looks like a weiner, why couldn't they make a kazoo that looks like a pickle? But, remember, it would have to glow in the dark!

And as far as Amos playing like Dolly -- well, I've heard him sing, and I just cannot imagine him pickin' with long pink glued-on fingernails! And Amos, don't you dare shatter my illusions on this point, either!

The Official Mudcat Pickle Kazoo -- I like it, Spaw. And it would look great on a T-shirt, too . . .

-- Áine