The item is certainly authentic and bears the EM/PS seal on its rear. However, despite numerous attempts, it has proved impossible to integrate the item with any more recently produced machinery. Indeed, the item gurgles rather alarmingly at the prospect and repeatedly utters the words 'Sing us another one, Mouldy'.

Its storage system is primitive and it remains incapable of holding more than 20 songs at a time before losing its capability of distinguishing between traditional song and music hall stuff.