Ole Gluon had to quark,
So he chose a likely place
And he quarked his last three bosons
In Rapaire's sleeping face.
Rapaire woke up disgusted,
And started in to shout
'Cuz every time that he stands up,
Bosons come trickling out!

Quark, quark, the Duck Dog barks
Don't let him in at night
'Cuz if he slughs his Charm on you
You never will look right!

Now Rapaire, he glows in darkness
And he sizzles like a bomb
Those sub-atomic particles
Have made him yell for Mom.
He want's that dog disfigured!
And put right down for keeps!
Since Quark the duck-dog spewed him
With those bosons in his sleep!

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