It don't matter if they're married or shacked up or whatever as long as they spend plenty of time screwin'. Why? 'Cause it's real hard for people to do lots of obnoxious things if they're busy screwin'. Things like startin' wars and blowin' theyselves up an' tryin' t' save people's souls when they don't wanna be saved. An' startin' copycat threads, an' bitchin' about people startin' copycat threads, an' bitchin' about people bitchin' about people startin' copycat threads ad infinitum.

In the immortal words of some-damned-body but I don't know whom, "Fuck more. Bitch less."