Many years ago my brother, Pat, decided to scare the crap out of our neighbor's son by pulling a dead, frozen rabbit out of our freezer (don't ask), showing it to little Eddie and announcing "I shot the Easter Bunny!" The neighbors did not see the humor in this. Nor did the bunny rise from the dead on Easter morning and deliver colored eggs and chocolate to all the OTHER good little boys and girls who lived in our home.

This same brother also cut out December 25th from a wall calendar and announced that he had stolen Christmas...another apology.