Yeah, right, envy.

We envy your slums and your polluted air. We envy your unelected leaders. We envy your non-existent health care system. We envy your crime and the number of prisons you have. We envy your national debt. We envy the freedom of your press. We envy the repressive legislation brought forward by right wing Christian fundamentalists. We envy your fast food outlets. We envy food stamps. We also envy hollywood.

But most of all, we envy your international reputation as thugs.