I LOVE THE BACK OF YOUR NECK
(Denis King, John Junkin)


You've got flat feet
Your breath ain't sweet
But I don't care by heck
Cos I love the back of your neck


Your eyes are mean
Your teeth are green
Your hair is just a wreck,
But I love the back of your neck

Your speech is slow and halting
Most folk think you are revolting

To walk round you
And see the view
Is really quite a trek
But I love the back of your neck

Musical interlude…

You look in need of dusting
Basic'lly you are disgusting

I'd like to state,
It's you I hate
A bushel and a peck
But I love the back of your neck

Yes, I love the back of your neck,
Neck, Gregory Peck!

Performed by Marty Feldman on "The Crazy World of Marty Feldman" (Decca SPA 134) previously released as "I Feel A Song Going Off" (LK/SKL 4983)

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