Those are hilarious, Mr. Happy!

For this one, I went English to Italian to French to German and back to English and came up with:

If Johnny comes, by going arranged to anchors, hurrah! Hurrah!
We will then give it a cordial welcome hurrah! Hurrah!
OH will encourage the men, and the boys will cry,
women, whole production
and everything arranged the clock homosexual,
if Johnny comes, by going.

The old church cheek peal with joy hurrah! Hurrah!
Around seat ours boy favorably expensively to receive hurrah! Hurrah!
The homosexual with the roses will spread everything
lads and the tired of the village the sense,
and everything arranged the clock homosexual,
if Johnny comes, by going.

That it receives waits for Anniversary, hurrah! Hurrah!
We will give hero three times three hurrah! Hurrah!
The crown of the laurel tree is now waits,
in order to order on its honest front,
and the clock homosexual arranged everything,
if Johnny comes, by going.



(Robert E. Lee must be rolling over in his grave!)