What's factual about Friar Tuck, or any of the other characters in Robin Hood? And shouldn't a storyline glorifying guerilla terrorism be suppressed? And if they weren't from Nottingham Forest - bad enough, even before Cloughie- they were from YORKSHIRE and so totally beyond the pail.

Or perhaps it's the fear that a guy in long robes that fat might be mistaken by the police for a suicide bomber, and filming would come to a sudden and gory end.

And why did they call that guy Little John, when he was 7 feet tall? Did Maid Marian nickname him?