I'm a seventy eight year old lady,
They asked me to become a marine.
I won't tell you what I shouted,
Because it was rather obscene.
We're all marines together,
Our pubics hang down to our knees.
Yes we're all marines together,
We're never too old if you please.

They posted me to Iraq you know,
Thinking I would not survive.
But here I am at seventy eight,
Typing and still much alive.
We're all marines together,
Our pubics hang down to our knees.
Yes we're all marines together,
We're nevewr too old if you please.