I have the greatest respect for the USMC, therefore this is in fun only, no disrespect intended.

Sunfg to: The Halls Of Montezuma

The USGMC (United States Geriatric marines)


From the Halls of the retirement home
To the bus she can barely see
Sonia will fight our country's battles
In the air on land and sea.
First to fight for depends and freedom
And to keep our false teeth clean;
She will be proud to bear the title
Of United States Geriatric Marine.
        
Her bag's are packed for all her needs
From dawn to setting sun;
She has shopped in every store and mall
to find a suitable gun.
In the streets of far-off Northern lands
And in sunny tropic scenes;
You will find her always on the job --
Sonia the United States Geriatric Marine.

Here's Ben gay for you and to our Corps
Which she will be proud to serve;
In many a strife she fought for life
And never lost her nerve.
If the Army and the Navy
Ever look on Heaven's scenes,
They will find the streets are guarded
By United States Geriatric Marines.