Reasons people love America could be:

- New York is the most incredible city in the world
- They have many fine musicians
- They have many fine dinosaur fossil locations
- They have made some of the most intelligent and ground-breaking TV ever (Twin Peaks, Northern Exposure but NOT 24 or Lost)
- They put the rovers on Mars
- Jewish comedians
- many non-Jewish comedians
- Paul Auster
- Incredible countryside
- good food (albeit in too big portions)
- Apple Computers
- Star Wars
- Their museums are fantastic
- Contrary to popular belief, they can make good real ale
- Tom Waits