Well, Bert may have gotten the date wrong and he may have gotten the month wrong but, hey, you can bet your ass Joe Offer is gonna have a birthday sometime this year if he lives that long. So...

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Happy 2006 until your birthday, Joe!
Then happy birthday, Joe!
Then happy rest of 2006, Joe!

(Assuming you don't die first, in which case you needn't bother!)