DAMMITALLTOHELL!!!!!

I HAVE CREATED A TRADITION OF HARASSING JOE OFFER (who, btw, is no Igmo!!) ON THE FIRST MINUTE OF THE FIRST HOUR OF THE FIRST DAY OF AUGUST, WITH HIS HAPPY BIRTHMONTH THREAD!!!!!!!!! ASK...YEA, ASK FOR YOURSELF FROM JOE OFFER IS THIS NOT TRUE! YET YOU USURP MY POSITION!! I AM AGHAST!!! AGHAST, I SAY!!

THIS IS AN INSULT TO MY ROYAL ROBES, CROWN AND THRONE!!!

It saddens me that now I must consider the possibility and probability that the Ethereal Kingdom of Mississippi must enforce sanctions against Bert until an appropriate reply has been received.

Tis a hard and lonely thing, being King.

King khandu