Yes you have, you dolt! Night IS a total eclipse of the sun. Geez....

Chongo's in one of those dark moods again. Someone must've refused to serve him a drink or something. There's a lot of discrimination out there, I'm afraid.

I will confirm, by the way, that Chongo is 100% heterosexual, but he does have one little foible...he lusts after human females. This has led to trouble in the past, and a lot of heartbreak for Chongo.