My friend, Raptor, once suggested that we start a "Happy Birthday" thread on Mudcat to someone who doesn't exist, and see what would happen. He thought it would be hilarious.

I said, "What will happen is it will drop off the board in 24 hours and no one will post to it except you and me."

And that's exactly what happened. It got 3 posts (from me and Raptor) and vanished. It didn't even get a post from Peace. I can't even remember what the hell the name was of the person supposedly having a birthday!

You can't get any more boring than that.