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The Monty Python Spaw Sketch
Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings.
A husband and wife enter.
Man (Eric Idle): You sit here, dear.
Wife (Graham Chapman in drag): All right.
Man (to Waitress): Morning!
Waitress (Terry Jones, in drag): Morning!
Husband: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg, sausage, and bacon; egg and spaw; egg, bacon, and spaw; egg, bacon, sausage, and spaw; spaw, bacon, sausage, and spaw; spaw, egg, spaw, spaw, bacon, and spaw; spaw, sausage, spaw, spaw, bacon, spaw, tomato, and spaw;
Vikings (starting to chant): Spaw spaw spaw spaw...
Waitress: ...spaw, spaw, spaw, egg, and spaw; spaw, spaw, spaw, spaw, spaw, spaw, baked beans, spaw, spaw, spaw...
Vikings (singing): Spaw! Lovely spaw! Lovely spaw!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spaw.
Wife: Have you got anything without spaw?
Waitress: Well, there's spaw, egg, sausage, and spaw, that's not got much spaw in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY spaw!
Husband: Why can't she have egg, bacon, spaw, and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spaw in it!
Husband: Hasn't got as much spaw in it as spaw, egg, sausage, and spaw, has it?
Vikings: Spaw spaw spaw spaw (crescendo through next few lines)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spaw and sausage without the spaw then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spaw!
Vikings: Lovely spaw! Wonderful spaw!)
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spaw! Wonderful spaw!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg, bacon, spaw, and sausage without the spaw.
Wife (shrieks): I don't like spaw!
Husband: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spaw. I love it. I'm having spaw, spaw, spaw, spaw, spaw, spaw, spaw, beaked beans, spaw, spaw, spaw, and spaw!
Vikings (singing): Spaw, spaw, spaw, spaw. Lovely spaw! Wonderful spaw!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Husband: Well could I have her spaw instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spaw, spaw, spaw, spaw, spaw, spaw... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings (singing elaborately): Spaw spaw spaw spaw. Lovely spaw! Wonderful spaw! Spaw spa-a-a-aw spaw spa-a-a-aw spaw. Lovely spaw! Lovely spaw! Lovely spaw! Lovely spaw! Lovely spaw! Spaw spaw spaw spaw!

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