"Excellent, Spaw. If you're fully awake now, may I suggest that you are an ugly, unsightly fucker with the brains of a senile hog and the deportment of a drunken, staggering half-witted Nascar fan who just got humped by a herd of wildebeest?"
Which would make me a Sprint Car fan.....................aw geeziz........I just realized you're right...........somebody get me an aspirin.............