I can scrounge up a few bucks. Can I buy it? I want to be Emperor of Alaska and invade the Yukon.

You see, those square inches from the cereal boxes reverted to the Canadian government for non-payment of taxes long ago. My brother had several, and that's why I want to invade the Yukon. Sarge Preston and Yukon King wouldn't cheat my brother out of his land, and cerainly no cereal company would cheat a kid, so it has to be the Yukon Provincial Government that did it.

They must be punished for diddling my brother out of his land.

I intend to relocate the provincial government to Beaver Creek. That'll teach 'em, boy!