CANCUN (IBS) President George W. Bush took a break yesterday from his conference in Cancun to join his vice president Dick Cheney for a quail hunt.
Details are not clear, but it appears that, as the president was trying to pry himself loose from a giant barrel cactus, the vice president turned and hit him full force, in the chest, with both barrels.
I'm just sorry as hell," Cheney said.
Bush's last words were reported to have been "You're doing one heck of a job."
The President's will stipulated that he was to be cremated and his ashes given to a soldeir serving in Afghanistan or Iraq. "That way I'll finally be in combat."
"I told George that Dick Cheney would shoot him one day," former First lady Barbara Bush lamented.


                            APRIL FOOL!

Sorry, it's April 1 and I'm very observant.