Well, 'Spaw, it was a Microsoft Mousse.

And the candle seemed appropriate!!

But, I am ashamed, now that you have read me the riot act; I should never have taken matters into muh own hands; but the rope wuz right there and justice was clear, so I did what I did, an' Ah'll take thuh consequences.

But next time Ah'm turning it over to the Department of Justice!!:>)

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