That's it, I've had enough!!! No more playing second fiddle to Offer. I am exercising my authority as a Mudelf, and putting your sorry arse out of here Hawk. It's over for you. For the last time, you have violated the prime directive, otherwise known as the

"WARNING:Empty all body cavities of waste, swallow all food and liquids, BEFORE reading this post"

rule. I can no longer allow you to post these types of things without thought and concern for the keyboards, monitors, and undergarments of Mudcatters around the world. Furthermore, the service contract on my own computer is up, and the wash machine is about to break down from overuse. You are out of here, buster. Done. I ain't puttin' up for this old load of shite any longer.

Mick