morris dancing like other English customs does not take the piss, but re-enacts fertility rites which are at the heart of our agricultural past

Fat lot you know about real Morris then Slasher. Never been north of Oxford? ;-) Bloody glad St George puts paid to you in a couple of weeks. I'll try to bribe the doc to not resurrect you:-)

Cheers

Hector the Gnome
(Who only get wounded)