The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #17635   Message #170845
Posted By: katlaughing
31-Jan-00 - 12:38 AM
Thread Name: BS: Mudcate Fame Seeps Wider!
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcate Fame Seeps Wider!
Dear Mr. Infamous Amos,

This is to inform you that formal charges are being brought against you for the cruel and unusual demise of one said chocolate mousse for the purposes of your gustatory satisfaction.

Had you secured the proper forms for such sacrifice, which also required a guideline for proper tithing to the kat who is to share in all mice and to the Keeper of the Songbook, both of whom readily accept chocolate in payment, you could have avoided this unfortunate action.

As it is, we have no choice to but to issue this summons to you. To avoid any further action, you must reply in written form with a pledge to follow guidelines in future and to pay restitution in whatever chocolate forms the maligned parties agree to.

Should you choose to ignore this, you will be contacted by an enforcement officer of one of the following protection units: SPECIMEN or, Society for the Prevention Entirely of the Chocolate Indulgeds' Mice Encased Network; the EURDOML or, Enforcement Unit of the Regional Director's Office for Mice Liberation; and/or, the Mice Organisation United Society & State Electorate, or MOUSSE.

We can only conclude by saying, "Disregard this missive at your peril, sir!"

Sincerely,

K.M.Katamousse & H.E. Moggy, Agents