I've just got a minor question here and that is what if in takin' Bush's ashes to Afganistan that someone stumbled with them and the urn that Bush's ashes were in broke and the ashes went every which way in the wind could Bush get a Purple Heart???

Okay, forget that one... Lets say they were gettin' ready, ahhhhh, spread Bush's ashes and the wind shifted and they blew over one of them poppi fields could Bush be arrested for conspiracy to traffic cocaine???

No, no, I got it... The Swift Boat Liars are gonna love this one.... So they send a decorated Marine to Afaganistan to spread Bush's ashes over the desert an' abunch of Taliban fighters show up an' one tries to shoot the Marine but the bullet hits the urn and deflects away from the Marine and Bush gets the Bronze Star.... Yeah, I like that the best... As do the Swifties...

Bobert