Agents Katamousse and Moggy:

It was a multilayered mousse -- the middle layer was vanilla -- and that's why I thought it would be okay to eat it, ya see. Any mousse that was reckless enough to get itself multilayered is just asking to be eaten, sez I. And the same rationale means that the putative offense is in fact beyond the scope of SPECIMEN (and it is too late for SPECIMEN in any case unless you provide me with one of them kits).

As for EURDOML, whose concern appears to be Mousse liberation, please rest assured that the mousse in question has in fact, in front of numerous witnesses, been reassociated with purely natural processes is a wholly organic matrix of proceses, as a result of which voluntary action on my part the subject mousse will be completely liberated in the normal course of things.

I have contacted key executives of the Mousse's Organisation United Society & State Electorate, or MOUSSE, and their consensus appears to be that the mousse in question was of problematic character (see comments on multi-layering above) and that it appears its purposes have been fulfilled in what may in fact have been the best possible way.

In any case, no offense was meant, and as the affair was entirely between consenting adults (myself and an adult Mousse) we would submit that no further threats, whines, arguments, motions, actions, propositions, persuasions, propositions, bullying or mollycoddling should be untertaken in the present case.

However in recognition of your valid concern for the well being and equitable distribution of all chocolate everywhere, including that used in the development of Meeses, we ar eprepared to provide your office with a settlement of three thousand pounds virtual in exchange for a complete release of all issues relating to your concerns about this Mousse Almost Passé.

Sincerely yours,

Hobson, Jobson, Gobbem And Howe, Advocates for

Amos