The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #9532   Message #170977
Posted By: Grab
31-Jan-00 - 09:47 AM
Thread Name: Lyr/Chords ADD: If I Had a Hammer (Seeger/Hays)
Subject: RE: Lyr/Chords Req: If I had a hammer
If I had a hammer, I'd bash the irritating git who started that (expletive deleted) song! ;-)

I'd hammer out fingers! I'd hammer out noses! I'd hammer out a warning to folks not to write such tripe, all over this land...

Actually that's a thought - has anyone got more interesting alternative lyrics to this?