Dear Dave, my matey,

I like to do my flogging in a nice quiet cell, so I guess I'm up for both -- and you?

It's a great poem, and I think it'll work as a song. I think Amos or Mbo could come up with an appropriate tune for it, don't ya think? All you need is a chorus and we have to do something with the line 'Don't you stray again,' but I'm sure that we'll think of something.

So, get to work on the chorus and I'm sure we can get this ditty ship-shape before we reach port!

-- (Admiral) Áine

Control Alt Delete, and
kicked the bastard with my feet.
Nothing works my heart is sad,
I feel so lonely and I'm going to go mad.

Max it's gone, the Mudcats lost,
never mind the bloody cost.
Fix it, mend it and bring it right back,
cause there aint no singing in this here shack.

Talk about stress and abuse,
for computers I aint got no use.
Please dont take my Chat room away,
only just got it the other day.

One little digit in the wrong place,
lost the Mudcat to the human race.
If you catch them and Max hears,
he'll send them to Microsoft hell for a year.

Dont you stray away again,
a Kat not laughing is a sad sight,
and a sailor crying will cause a fright.
Mudcats back lets all cheer,
I'll never go away from here.