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Thread #90262 Message #1709951
Posted By: Songster Bob
04-Apr-06 - 12:15 AM
Thread Name: BS: The ultimate April Fool's joke?
Subject: RE: BS: The ultimate April Fool's joke?
I don't know about April Fools' jokes, but this sequence was told to me as fact:
An astronomer in a college town had a parking lot at his little observatory. Couples tended to use it as a lovers' lane, so one day, the college authorities chained off the lot, without telling the professor.
So he cut the chain. In a day or so, again without consulting with him, they used a bigger chain. He got a bigger bolt-cutter to remove it. Another, bigger, chain got the same treatment.
When they sent a crew to put in a gate, the professor got on the phone to the campus police. "There's a bunch of fraternity boys, dressed as campus maintenance men, blocking access to a campus parking lot."
Then, a few minutes later, he called the city police: "There's a bunch of fraternity boys, dressed as campus police, interfering with a campus work crew."