I ended up with the "Super Star Lobster" that sings Elvis's "Don't Be Cruel" and "All Shook Up" after John Roberts declined the gift. (At least he didn't run over it in the driveway!)

Tasteful.

I have a non-working singing lobster that is probably going to end up as a lawn ornament because nobody makes lawn squid. (Then again, maybe I'll Freecycle it.)

I have a fish pillow -- and 3 stools that look like a lobster, a crab and an octopus.

And the largest collection of rubber and other non-edible squid in the state of New Hampshire. None of them sing, though.

Linn