No, wait! I've got it! Let's fabricate a bunch of reasons to invade a sovereign foreign country, say that we're doing it for the good of the people of that country, put some of those people in prison and take pictures of ourselves abusing them, send a few thousand of our own citizens home in body bags, and piss off 90% of the people in the entire world, all the while ignoring the fact that said country is an artificially imposed construct whose population is composed of groups who really don't care very much for each other and have only gotten along in the past by virtue of the exercise of brute force by a guy you probably wouldn't want to invite for dinner.

And then let's look at what a great job we've done and seriously contemplate doing it again to the next country over.