Ya can put it on a pedastal, you can put it on a stick.
But back off of Joe Offer, he's the one that makes it click

He's the man who built the Mudcat, with his buddy Mighty Max
If you raise a hand agin him, we will see ya get the ax

For to fault the one who does the work
Is pure depravity
So take yer stick and stick it
In yer darkest cavity!

Ya can go and stand alone outside
Upon the other shore
And listen, mis'rably deprived
to the Mighty Mudcat's roar

But if you will reconsider, you will find we're not unkind
And allow you to remove the stick
From yer bloody red behind!

Maggi Stokes, Master at Arms