Of COURSE I want him to wear heels! Geez, what sort of guy do you think I am? Without heels he'd walk funny and maybe even sink his shoes into the ground.

I wanted him here to slap leather! His choice -- cow, goatskin, lamb -- I don't care. I can outslap the best of 'em. But's it's now five minutes past high noon and he ain't here, so I'm gonna post him on the Big Board up at the Legion Hovel as a lousy no-show.