Oh, there's nothing girls would rather lick
than Joe Offer's head on a stick --
when the days are stickles
They all want Offercicles,
When the sidewalk fries --
Eskimofferpies!
Sprinkles, cherries, flavours galore,
Offer, Offer, Offer more --
Ben and Jerry take the hint:
Joe's the best since peppermint --
Oh when the women pant and moan,
What they want is Offercone,
It's that banana and those two scoopsies --
That's what drools 'em boopsies:
So ring those bells for Mister Freeze --
Offer them Offer if you please!!

Minor hommage.....
yours, Peter T.