WYSISYG - either H Wogglebug esq, VHE or a bare bones word processor

Bee-dubya-ell - an aggressively rural person from Superman's home planet

Little Hawk - a small globule of phlegm, as yet unspat

number 6 - a thin, short haired bozo in a pair of starched Dr Denton pyjamas

misophist - one who eats peanut butter while contemplating a mirage

Joe Offer - a crocodile

Sorry, I'm very literal minded.