LH should be answered pubicly, I suppose. Offer is one of the many gods of Ankh-Morpork.

For my own moniker, I used the literal definition of 'misophist'. Besides, the experiment wasn't so much failed as ill conceived. Nightmarish, some would say.

Had I been even more literal about Little Hawk, I would have ended up with 'meerlin'. And I'm not going to go there.