I have absolutely no recollection of any of this happening!!! I deny it ever happened! Spaw is at it again; rewriting history, creating non-happenings in the minds of the impressionable, the silly and the just-plain-doofus, all just to besmirch the Royal Character of...NO! NOT ME!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! You thought I was going to say "the Royal Character of the King of Mississippi", didn't you? DIDN'T YOU???? But, no, I wasn't going to say "the Royal Character of the King of Mississippi"! I was going to say, and will now say, "The Royal Character of the First Duck of Pelahatchie...Sir Joe Offer (who, by the way, is no IGMO!)"

How was this an attack upon the character of the First Duck if it is about my Royal Self. SEE!!! THAT"S WHAT SPAW IS GOOD AT!!!! MISDIRECTION!!!!!! Just like good magicians, Spaw has pulled the hair out of his ass and made you think he pulled a rabbit out of his hat!!!!

But look at the TRUTH!!! By looking at what was really said in THE OPENING SENTENCE OF SPAW'S POST, we find the TRUTH!!!!

Read it again:
It appears that khandu is once again in the clutches of Joe Offer worship.

SEE!!! The problem of which he speaks is not "khandu" but rather "JOE OFFER WORSHIP"!!!

There is an old Teocian proverb that goes something like this:

"When one's enemy is to big to attack openly, attack those who give honor and respect to him and rewrite history about them to make them look like psychotic deranged insane crazy people, thus causing them to lose all credibility, which will then reflect upon the one whom they have honored and respected, thereby causing the one they honored and respected to lose all credibility."

No doubt Spaw can readily quote this proverb verbatim, for THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT HE IS TRYING TO DO!!!!!

But we at Mudcat are much much too smart for an amatuer word magician!
HAW!!!!....GO AWAY, YOU REWRITER OF HISTORY!!!!

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Course, Khandu wasn't really ever quite the same after that, was he?
Morticia, how astute of you to have perceived that fact. However, the TRUTH be known...I wasn't really ever quite the same before that.

Thank you Carol C for the lovely photograph! My right side has always been my best! And did you know, poor old Tweed rip the seat right out of his pants when he arose from that position! It did not embarrass him however: he, like Spaw and his ilk, always enjoys showing his ass.

Oooooohhh...the Butler rings....must be Tea-time!!!!

Kk