Joe, Joe, Joe...what are thou so whiny? Verily, I say unto thee, thou art not an Igmo, yet thou speaketh as one of the Igmoes of the Utmost.

Thou hast spoken wisely when thou sayeth, "Lord knows...", for 'deed, I do! Yet, it is not My knowing that is troublesome, yet your unknowing.
Truly, I have surrounded you with many who admire you and give you honor, within this forum and without.

Yea, even he who is called "Spaw" holds you in unspoken awe, though he wouldst deny it.

Strengthen the weak knees and gird thine loins like a man. Stand boldly, doing that which I have commanded of thee. Stand tall and proclaim, "I, Sir, am not an Igmo!", and thou shalt doeth well in the land of the Cat of Mud.

Himself