does such a garment exist ?

can they be purchased anywhere cheap ?

I know lightweight cotton / synthetic fibre fashion kilts
are available anywhere between £50 - £150

but I want something tough wearing and comfortable and cheaper
[ideally black or army camoflage patterns]
for around the house, or in the garden..

or for outdoors gigs in summer if I can brave up enough to mates & strangers taking the piss !