Come on, Em -- At least the fellas are taken the part of the girl in this case!

OK, guys, I'm watching this thread like a hawk for entry into the Mudcat Songbook . . . now, where are the verses about the 'cotton tail,' the high-heeled shoes, the little button cuffs, and the bodice that squeezes ya 'like your drunken cousin at a wedding'???? Do I need a double dog dare here??

Loving every line, Áine