One may also sing, to that tune, of some suitable person, "--- has a head like a Ping Pong ball, --- has a head like a Ping Pong ball," etc., and eventually, "--- has a head like a Ping Pong, Ping Pong, Ping Pong, Ping Pong, Ping Pong ball," etc.

Recall, also, the game of charades in which eight women were lined up in suitable positions to signify the William Tell Overture: titty rump titty rump titty rump rump rump.

--- Joe Fineman    joe_f@verizon.net

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