Mssrs. Hobson, Jobson, Gobbem And Howe

Dear Sirs,

Your offer of three thousand (3,000) pounds virtual has been duly noted and our client organisations informed. While they consider it to be a generous offer, there is some concern about the apparent misconceptions of one Mr. Infamous Amos.

We would ask you to advise your client that the choice of a mousse to be "multi-layered", thus achieving an wholly integrated existence, as in "all one colour-blind mousseman race", is to be commended and not to be used an an excuse to devour said multi-race mousse.

As to your client's assertion to the perceived age of the mousse in question, we would request a culinary test to be administered under strictly controlled conditions, to establish the efficacy of your client's knowledge as to the apparent age of said mousse. A pre-condition of such test shall be a thorough examination and evaluation of you client's refrigerator contents by an independent agent agreed upon by all parties.

We regret to inform you that the executives who recently held positions at Mousse Organisation United Society & State Electorate, or MOUSSE, have all been fired amidst a scandal involving nefarious activities, including operating a black market in fresh meeses.

In view of your further assertion of the demise and natural process which has released the previously oppressed mousse, we agree to your offer, with one exception: in those venues so noted (Mudcat Cafe & all its realms), there shall be no restrictions made upon our client or anyone else connected to this affair, as to their right to express their "concerns about this Mousse Almost Passé."

Most Sincerely Yours,

K.M. Katamousse & H. E. Moggy

Amos