1. Sir Johns curries get out of control.
2. M.G. becomes president!
3.The T-Shirts are right. Jesus was coming, and we weren't looking busy enough.
4. The folks from Proxima Centuari Beta loose too much on the 30-1 outsider at Newmarket, and get uncovered.
5. Quark! Quark! ( see moab for explaination)
6. Time decides to run backwards for spme uknow reason, therefore duplicating the above, so I don't need to think of any more...