Listening to a repeat broadcast of one of Randi's shows from this week, and they just played the Tom Delay parody.   I noticed they were playing it too late (multitasking and all) to catch and transcribe the whole thing, but here's part of it:



I just can't let the liberals take my seat.
I know I can't win, even though I cheat.
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Because I'm slime, I must resign.

So let my Democratic critics scoff.
I'm set for life, thanks to Jack Abramhoff.
The thing I'll miss is feeding at the trough.
Because I'm slime, I must resign.