Rocks in them? Tsk, tsk. I use to take that extra time at night when I was allowed to stay out later than the other kids to pack my balls really tight in my snowfort. Regulation hardball size. And, I could whip em like Sandy.

Hey. Maybe we could settle all this with a good snowball fight. Whattaya say guys? Garge? Kim? Saddam? That crazy fucker in Iran?