What Poppagator isn't saying, thank goo'ness, is what I heard a right-wing-nut on radio in Chicago came out with years ago. I won't remember his name, but he was something like a local cut-rate Limbaugh or O'Reilly. He got started on religion one day, bemoaned the horrors of the use of English in the mass, and went on to say, in dead seriousness, "You know God doesn't want to hear guitars in church"