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Thread #23904   Message #1716138
Posted By: GUEST,Terry Tracy
12-Apr-06 - 10:48 AM
Thread Name: Tune Req: Nessie
Subject: RE: Tune Req: Nessie
Here are 2 more verses.
NOW ONE WEE WARY SASSANACH WHO THOUGHT THAT IT WAS TRUE,
KNEW THAT IF HE COULD PROVE IT HE COULD EARN A BOB OR TWO
SO HE SET OFF FOR THE COUNTRY WHERE THE BEER & THE WHISKY FLOWS
AND THE WEE WILD HAGGIS DANCES WHILE THE HIGHLAND BAGPIPE BLOWS.

chorus,O THERE IS A MONSTER........

HE WENT UP TO A HIGHLANDER AND SAID "EXCUSE ME SIR,
CAN YOU TELL ME ABOUT THIS THINGAMYJIG THAT'S CAUSING ALL THE STIR"
"A THINGAMYJIG" HE ANSWERED "I THINK I'VE HEARD ENOUGH,
OLD NESSIE'S SCOTLAND'S PIN-UP AND A RRRARE WEE BIT O'STUFF!!