You only tell them about the Ancient Indian burial ground on the plot if they're not the type you want.

Or the chemical spill nobody ever talks about, but don't grow any vegetables, as you really don't want to eat them.

Or the annual Mudcat folk gathering you have, where a few hundered people, and several thousand musical instruments turn up for a week, or maybe two....

Or how the bears keep breaking into your Garage, following the smell of food.

I'm sure you can think of some good ones.


P.S. Did anyone spot the subliminal message in this post?